RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

It’s that time of the month again… a full moon!

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(image taken from pinterest)

Being in education I could have told you it was coming long before looking at the calendar to confirm my fate.  No, I’m not some person who believes in the mysteries and scary things that happen during a full moon. There is, however, something about the gravitational pull when the moon is full that effects people.

It seems to work like this……                                                                                                                                                                                     *It pulls out the characteristics that are lest desirable in students.                                                                                                           *It pulls out the characteristics that are never desirable in teachers.

Truer words have never been spoken! 

The gravitational pull seems to suck out and bring to the top such characteristics in students that make you question if using rubber cement to glue them to their seat is acceptable behavior. Or if using colorful and printed duck tape over their mouths would be as frowned upon as just using the silver. There may even be thoughts of putting a salt lick up in a central location. It’s the time of month that makes you want to buy TWO jars of vodka spaghetti sauce instead of one.

Just to make sure you guys know… NONE of the above is ever called for or acceptable behavior (well, the spaghetti sauce is ok). That is, unless, there is a full moon on a party day that is on a half day of school before any long break. Then, it’s every man for himself.

Just sayin’

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